{"product_id":"ask-me-one-more-time-whats-for-dinner-door-slammer-yule-lad-kitchen-towel","title":"Ask Me One More Time What's for Dinner. | Door Slammer Yule Lad Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome doors close quietly. Others make a statement.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Door Slammer (Hurðaskellir), one of Iceland's 13 mischievous Yule Lads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccording to Icelandic folklore, Door Slammer has a rather unusual holiday hobby.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe sneaks into houses in the middle of the night and slams doors as loudly as possible, waking everyone up and generally making himself a nuisance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo presents. No cookies. 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