{"product_id":"i-see-you-not-helping-window-peeper-yule-lad-kitchen-towel","title":"I See You Not Helping. | Window Peeper Yule Lad Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome people watch Christmas magic happen. Others are the ones making it happen. Guess which one you are.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Window Peeper (Gluggagægir), one of Iceland's 13 mischievous Yule Lads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccording to Icelandic folklore, Window Peeper spends his nights lurking outside windows, peeking into homes, and looking for something worth stealing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe's nosy. He's sneaky. And he's exceptionally good at watching other people work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNaturally, when he arrived at HestaRokk Farm in Wisconsin, he fit right in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause nothing says Christmas quite like standing around watching someone else do all the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis kitchen towel is for the woman who's been making Christmas magical since Thanksgiving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's decorated the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBought the presents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrapped the presents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBaked the cookies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlanned the Christmas dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd cleaned the kitchen approximately 47 times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeanwhile, the family has gathered around to offer their support.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom the couch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone announces that the kitchen smells wonderful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone else asks when dinner will be ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd somebody wanders in, looks at the mountain of dirty dishes, and says:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Wow. You've been busy!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWell, thank you, Captain Obvious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI SEE YOU NOT HELPING.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd don't think she hasn't noticed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe sees you scrolling through your phone while she's peeling potatoes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe sees you sneaking cookies off the cooling rack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe sees you carefully stepping around the overflowing trash can.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd she definitely sees you disappearing the moment someone mentions washing dishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWindow Peeper may be the professional snoop, but Mom has eyes in the back of her head.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Charlotte Guernsey's original illustration of Window Peeper, this delightfully sarcastic kitchen towel celebrates Icelandic folklore, Christmas kitchen chaos, 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