{"product_id":"short-on-patience-big-on-leftovers-stubby-yule-lad-kitchen-towel","title":"Short on Patience. Big on Leftovers. | Stubby Yule Lad Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe's short. He's hungry. And he's not waiting for you to finish dinner.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Stubby (Stúfur), one of Iceland's 13 mischievous Yule Lads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStubby may be the shortest of the bunch, but don't let his size fool you. This vertically challenged little troublemaker has spent centuries sneaking into kitchens, stealing cooking pans, and scraping up every last delicious morsel left behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe's basically the Icelandic version of that family member who starts packing up leftovers before you've finished eating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd when Stubby arrived at HestaRokk Farm in Wisconsin?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe discovered the greatest invention in human history. The Midwest casserole.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSuddenly, life had meaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheesy potatoes. Green bean casserole. Christmas ham. Mashed potatoes. Gravy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd don't even get him started on the leftover bratwurst.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis kitchen towel is for the woman who's spent the entire holiday season cooking for people who apparently haven't eaten since Thanksgiving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's planned the menu.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBought the groceries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCooked the dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWashed the dishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd now someone is standing in her kitchen asking if they can take home the leftover cheesy potatoes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExcuse me?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThose potatoes are tomorrow's breakfast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd possibly lunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd definitely dinner if she has anything to say about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause after cooking Christmas dinner for 15 people, she's officially retired from the kitchen until New Year's.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShort on Patience. Big on Leftovers.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Charlotte Guernsey's original illustration of Stubby, this delightfully mischievous kitchen towel celebrates Icelandic folklore, Wisconsin comfort food, and the women who know that the best part of Christmas dinner is not having to cook the next day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause holiday leftovers are sacred.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnd if you touch the last piece of pie, you're going to meet a woman who's even shorter on patience than Stubby.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSmall Yule Lad. Big Kitchen Personality.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWho says a kitchen towel can't have an attitude?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003eStubby Yule Lad Kitchen Towel\u003c\/strong\u003e combines Charlotte Guernsey's whimsical artwork with a generous helping of holiday sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from a durable blend of 85% micro-polyester and 15% polyamide, this quick-drying towel is ready for everyday kitchen duties, from drying dishes to cleaning up the aftermath of another legendary holiday meal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt 16″ × 25″, it's generously sized for practical use while looking fabulous hanging from your oven door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd with the saying \u003cstrong\u003e\"Short on Patience. 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