Collection: Yule Lads Kitchen

You cooked it. You'll clean it. Somebody is already asking what's for dessert.

Meanwhile, half the Yule Lads treat your kitchen like an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Pot Scraper waits for the roasting pan. Stubby goes after the crusty bits. Sausage Swiper is up in the rafters with the brats. Gully Gawk drained the milk. Door Slammer takes care of the cupboards. And Window Peeper watches the whole thing through the glass and never once offers to help.

Not one of them has ever dried a dish.

So hang one on the oven door. Let the towel say what you've been thinking since the turkey went in. The guilty parties can read.

The Yule Lads wreck the kitchen. You get the last word.

Made to order, so nothing ends up in a landfill.