I Smell Something Burning. It's My Patience. | Charlotte Guernsey Coll

The cookies are burning. The family's complaining. And something smells suspiciously like holiday bullshit.

Meet Doorway Sniffer (Gáttaþefur), the Icelandic Yule Lad with a nose so enormous he can sniff out Christmas treats from miles away. Traditionally, he's on the hunt for freshly baked laufabrauð, Iceland's delicious holiday bread.

But at HestaRokk? He's probably following the smell of Christmas cookies, Wisconsin cheese, and whatever The Dad left on the grill.

This one's for the woman who can smell a holiday disaster before it happens.

She's baking cookies, preparing Christmas dinner, wrapping presents, and making sure everyone has a magical holiday.

Meanwhile, someone's asking what's for dinner while standing in front of a refrigerator full of food.

Someone else just announced they're bringing six extra guests.

And there's a suspicious smell coming from the oven.

Is it the cookies? The Christmas roast? Or the last little bit of her holiday patience going up in flames?

I smell something burning. It's my patience.

Featuring Charlotte Guernsey's whimsical interpretation of Doorway Sniffer and the holiday mischief at HestaRokk, this shirt celebrates the women who can sniff out trouble, detect nonsense, and keep the holiday magic alive—even when everything around them smells like disaster.

Because a woman's holiday instincts are rarely wrong. And when she says something smells funny, somebody better check the oven.

Comfort for the Woman Who Smells Trouble Coming

Whether you're baking holiday treats, hosting the family, escaping to the barn for a little peace, or following the suspicious scent of burnt cookies, this classic ¾-sleeve raglan shirt delivers comfort with a generous helping of sass.

Made from soft, breathable fine-knit jersey, it features sporty contrast raglan sleeves and a casual unhemmed bottom. Lightweight and easy to layer, it's perfect for holiday gatherings, barn adventures, and surviving another season of festive chaos.

The Details

Solid Colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
Heather Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Heather Denim: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric Weight: Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
Fabric: Soft, breathable 30-singles fine-knit jersey
Sleeves: Classic ¾-length contrast raglan sleeves
Finish: Casual unhemmed bottom
Color: Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
Prewashed: Helps minimize shrinkage
Label: Tear-away for added comfort

Part of the Charlotte Guernsey Collection for IamGlytja®—inspired by Icelandic folklore, the mischievous Yule Lads, and the unforgettable personalities of HestaRokk.

I smell something burning. And for once, it's not the cookies.