"Me & My Horse Kick First, Ask Later" Women's Trail Riding Shirt

This shirt is not a joke. It’s a public service announcement.

Bold back text says it all: Me & My Horse Kick First, Ask Later. Designed in bright red to replace the traditional red ribbon, signaling a horse that needs space on the trail. Keeps the message visible, readable, and impossible to ignore from behind.

For riders who believe in safety, boundaries, and not explaining themselves twice. Lightweight, breathable athletic fabric keeps you cool while sending a clear signal to riders, hikers, cyclists, and passersby. Athletic cut that moves with you.

Why red matters:

• Red is widely recognized on the trail as the signal for a horse that may kick
• This shirt replaces ribbons with a clear, modern, wearable warning
• Because safety doesn’t have to be quiet. And it definitely doesn’t have to be boring

You’re responsible. Your horse has opinions. This shirt makes sure everyone knows. From a safe distance.

The details

• 100% moisture-wicking polyester, fast-drying and breathable
• Extra-light 3.8 oz fabric, barely-there comfort
• Athletic women's fit. Runs small, so size up one if you like room to move.
• DTF-printed graphic, crisp and built to last
• Double-needle hems and a tear-away label

Care

Machine wash cold. No bleach, no tumble dry, no iron, no dry clean.