"Me & My Horse Kick First Ask Later" (on back) Ladies Trail Riding Shirt

This shirt is not a joke. It’s a public service announcement.

Bold back text — “Me & My Horse Kick First, Ask Later” — delivers humor with a very real warning

Designed in bright red to replace the traditional red ribbon, signaling a horse that needs space on the trail

Keeps the message visible, readable, and impossible to ignore from behind

Perfect for riders who believe in safety, boundaries, and not explaining themselves twice

Lightweight, breathable athletic fabric keeps you cool while sending a clear signal to riders, hikers, cyclists, and passersby

Feminine, shaped fit that flatters without restricting movement

High-visibility red improves awareness in shared trail environments and helps prevent “oops” moments before they happen

Washes easily, holds its shape, and keeps the warning loud and proud

Why red matters:

Red is widely recognized on the trail as a signal for a horse that may kick

This shirt replaces ribbons with a clear, modern, wearable warning

Because safety doesn’t have to be quiet—and it definitely doesn’t have to be boring

Fits right into a rider’s routine:

Wear it on the trail when riding in groups or shared spaces

Throw it on at events, clinics, or busy barns

Pair it with confidence, situational awareness, and zero apologies

Bottom line:
You’re responsible. Your horse has opinions. This shirt makes sure everyone knows—from a safe distance.

Lightweight, quick-dry tee made for folks who spend more time in the saddle than worrying about laundry. The back reads with bold, cheeky confidence — a short declaration that says you and your horse come first. Wear it on barn mornings, trail rides, or chores around the ranch: it moves with you, sheds sweat, and keeps its shape through repeat wears. The feel is airy and barely-there, so hot afternoons and long rides stay comfortable. Let the shirt do the talking while you handle the real work.

Product features
- 100% polyester — strong, shape-retaining, and fast-drying
- Extra light fabric (3.8 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Self-fabric collar and double-needle hems for durable construction
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) print on the back for clear, long-lasting graphics
- Regular fit with side seams and tear-away label for clean wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean