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"My Horse Is Judging You" Ladies Trail Riding Hoodie
"My Horse Is Judging You" Ladies Trail Riding Hoodie
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She saw that. She remembers it. And yes, she’s judging you.
This trail-ready hoodie delivers dry humor with zero explanation needed. The bold front text — “My Horse Is Judging You” — speaks for riders whose horses have strong opinions and aren’t afraid to share them (quietly, of course).
Designed for real time in the saddle and real life around the barn, this hoodie offers lightweight warmth without bulk, making it perfect for cool mornings, long rides, and post-ride hangs. The soft athletic fabric moves with you, layers easily, and holds its shape no matter how often it gets grabbed on the way out the door.
High-visibility color options help keep you seen by hunters, runners, cyclists, and anyone else sharing the trail because safety matters, even when you’re delivering side-eye.
This isn’t a novelty hoodie. It’s a statement piece for riders who know their horse is always watching and always forming opinions.
Why riders love it
Lightweight warmth designed for movement and layering
Feminine fit that flatters without restricting motion
High-visibility colors for shared trail awareness
Durable, soft fabric that washes well and wears often
Throw it on while tacking up, zip into your confidence, and let your horse do the judging for you.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A soft, cozy hoodie made to carry a wink of barnyard humor wherever you go. The bright orange fleece holds a simple, bold message—"My Horse is Judging You."—in clean white type on the chest. Wear it on cool mornings at the barn, over breezy trail rides, or lounging with a mug after tacking up. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood keep hands warm and wind out, while the midweight cotton/poly blend feels broken-in from the first wear. Subtle details like color-matched drawcords and tear-away labels keep the look tidy and comfortable. This sweatshirt lives in stables, trailers, and coffee runs — a little irreverent, quietly confident, and made for people who speak horse.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-weight fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth and soft hand
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF prints on sleeves/wrist options and DTG printing for main design; embroidery available
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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