Your mare isn’t toxic. She’s just committed to the storyline.
This tee is for the riders with that horse: the side-eye queen, the gate kicker, the one who pins her ears for dramatic effect, then acts offended when everyone reacts.
Around here, mares don’t do drama. They create it. Beautifully.
Soft, comfortable, and made for women who know life is better with a little chaos, a lot of horse hair, and a mare who keeps things interesting.
Product features - 100% cotton for a smooth, strong printing surface - Ribbed knit collar with seam to retain shape - Shoulder tape to prevent stretching and stabilize fit - Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for durability - Medium-weight (180 g/m²), semi-fitted cut with tear-away label
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Do not tumble dry - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
