"My Mare Is Judging You" Ladies Trail Riding T-shirt

My Mare Is Judging You
Ladies Trail Riding T-Shirt

Because she is. And she’s usually right.

Lightweight and built for motion, this feminine-fit tee delivers trail-riding attitude on a soft, extra-light athletic fabric

Clean, bold text — “My Mare Is Judging You” — says everything without you having to explain a thing

Perfect for riders whose mares have opinions, standards, and very little patience for nonsense

Breathable, quick-dry polyester keeps you cool during rides, barn chores, workouts, and long days on the trail

Slim, shaped cut flatters without restricting movement—designed to move with your ride, not fight it

High-visibility color options designed to be seen by hunters, runners, cyclists, and anyone else sharing the trail with horses

Layers easily under a vest or flannel and holds its shape wear after wear

Understated humor that horse people get immediately—and non-horse people feel slightly nervous about

Fits seamlessly into a rider’s routine:

Throw it on after tacking up

Wear it under a vest for early mornings or evening rides

Take it straight from the barn to the arena, trailhead, or coffee with friends

Designed for women who ride mares, speak fluent side-eye, and appreciate gear that performs as well as it looks

Product features

100% moisture-wicking polyester for fast drying and odor control

Extra-light 3.8 oz/yd² fabric — airy and comfortable during activity

Feminine, shaped fit that moves with the body

DTF printed graphic for a crisp, long-lasting design

Double-needle hems and tear-away label for durability and comfort

Care instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)

Do not bleach

Do not tumble dry

Do not iron

Do not dry clean

Lightweight, breathable tee with a cheeky equestrian message: “My Mare is Judging You.” The bright orange fabric keeps you visible on the trail and dries fast after a sweaty ride. Front text is clean and centered; a small, circular horse graphic sits high on the back for a subtle signature touch. Wear it on barn mornings, at schooling shows, or while hacking out—this tee moves with you, resists sagging, and stays comfortable through layers.

This shirt reads like a wink to fellow riders. The thin, quick-dry polyester feels airy in summer schooling sessions and under a vest on cooler mornings. The minimal back emblem adds character without shouting. For riders who appreciate dry, durable performance and a little attitude, this tee blends barn practicality with everyday wearability.

Product features
- 100% polyester — extremely strong, shape-retaining, fast-drying
- Extra light fabric (3.8 oz/yd²) for breathable, all-day wear
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) print for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Constructed with side seams and double-needle hems for shape and durability
- Self-fabric collar and tear-away label for comfort and clean finish

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean