Introducing the “Not a Deer” shirt: the only garment specifically designed to remind enthusiastic hunters, confused hikers, and that one uncle who swears he “totally saw antlers” that you are, in fact, a human person.
Why You Need It:
🦌 Clearly states you are not wildlife
🌲 Ideal for hikes, camping trips, and family hunting weekends
👀 Helpful for anyone shaped vaguely like a deer in low lighting
💬 Saves awkward apologies that start with, “Well… from a distance…”
Features:
Bold, impossible-to-misread lettering
High-visibility design (because beige was a risky choice)
Comfortable enough to wear while actively not being a deer
Perfect for outdoorsy folks, sarcastic survivalists, and anyone who prefers their forest adventures buck-shot free.
Wear it proudly. Walk confidently. Continue being unmistakably human.
