You meant well. You really did.
But then you put snacks in your pocket…
and now your horse is a freelance investigator with no personal boundaries.
This shirt is for the women who:
🐴 Have been thoroughly searched for contraband by a very determined muzzle
🐴 Can’t bend over without someone checking their jacket pockets
🐴 Have accidentally trained their horse to mug them for granola bars
🐴 Know that carrots equal chaos
Because once your horse learns where the snacks live…there is no going back.
The “Snacks in Pocket. Bad Ideas Ahead.” tee is soft, flattering, and perfect for trail rides, barn days, and warning the world that you are not responsible for what happens next.
✨ Why you’ll love it:
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Soft, breathable fabric made for long days in the saddle
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Lightweight comfort for riding, chores, and everyday wear
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Flattering women’s fit that moves with you
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A guaranteed laugh from every horsewoman who reads it
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Serves as both fashion statement and public safety notice
Wear it riding.
Wear it to the barn.
Wear it proudly.
Because you didn’t choose the snack life…the snack life chose you. 🥕🐴
Lightweight, breathable, and shaped for a feminine silhouette — this performance tee moves with you. The extra-light 100% polyester fabric wicks moisture so you stay cool during trail rides,
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
19.00 |
20.00 |
21.50 |
23.00 |
24.50 |
26.50 |
28.50 |
| Length, in |
25.00 |
25.50 |
26.00 |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
29.50 |
30.00 |
| Sleeve Length, in |
14.00 |
14.50 |
15.00 |
15.75 |
16.50 |
17.25 |
18.00 |
18.75 |
workouts, hikes, or busy days running errands. Double-stitched hems and a tear-away label keep the fit clean and comfortable, while the smooth surface is ready for vibrant DTF prints that hold up wash after wash. Soft against the skin and cut to flatter, it slips easily into an active wardrobe and becomes the go-to layer when you need focused comfort without the bulk.
Product features
- 100% moisture-wicking polyester — stays dry and retains shape
- Extra-light fabric (3.8 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Feminine fit with clean lines and flattering cut
- Durable double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) print compatibility; tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
