The Gravy Is Homemade. The Smile Is Fake. | Charlotte Guernsey Collect

Made with love. Served with sarcasm.

Meet Pot Scraper (Pottaskefill), the Icelandic Yule Lad who sneaks into kitchens to scrape every last delicious morsel from the cooking pots. No leftovers are safe, and apparently, neither is anyone's patience.

Sound familiar?

This one's for the woman who planned the holiday menu, bought the groceries, cooked the feast, and somehow still has to explain where the serving spoons are.

She's been cooking since sunrise. The gravy is made from scratch. The table looks beautiful. Everyone's having a magical holiday.

And someone just asked if there's a vegetarian option.

The gravy is homemade. The smile is fake.

Featuring Charlotte Guernsey's whimsical interpretation of Pot Scraper and the holiday mischief at HestaRokk, this shirt celebrates the women who make the holidays magical, even when they're one ridiculous question away from scraping someone off the guest list.

Comfort for the Queen of Holiday Chaos

Whether you're stirring gravy, supervising the kitchen, escaping to the barn, or finally putting your feet up, this classic ¾-sleeve raglan shirt brings comfort with a side of attitude.

Made from soft, breathable fine-knit jersey, it features sporty contrast sleeves and a casual unhemmed bottom. Lightweight and easy to layer, it's perfect for holiday gatherings, everyday adventures, and making sure everyone knows who's really running the show.

The Details

Solid Colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
Heather Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Heather Denim: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric Weight: Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
Fabric: Soft, breathable 30-singles fine-knit jersey
Sleeves: Classic ¾-length contrast raglan sleeves
Finish: Casual unhemmed bottom
Color: Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
Prewashed: Helps minimize shrinkage
Label: Tear-away for added comfort

Part of the Charlotte Guernsey Collection for IamGlytja® inspired by Icelandic folklore, the mischievous Yule Lads, and the unforgettable personalities of HestaRokk.

Because holiday magic doesn't make itself. And neither does the damn gravy.