You didn’t buy a horse.
You adopted a strongly opinionated roommate with hooves.
This shirt is for every woman who’s ever been:
Yelled at for being 3 minutes late to feed time
Judged for the wrong saddle pad
Negotiated with a 1,000-pound therapist about puddles
Outvoted on trail direction by someone with 4 legs
Because let’s be honest…
Your horse has thoughts.
Your horse has feelings.
Your horse has a whole lot of opinions — and they are not shy about sharing them.
The “This Horse Has Opinions” tee is soft, flattering, and perfect for trail rides, barn chores, and letting the world know that you are not fully in charge here.
Why you’ll love it:
Super soft fabric that moves with you in the saddle
Lightweight and breathable for long barn days
Flattering women’s fit (not boxy, not stiff)
A guaranteed conversation starter with other horse people
Pairs beautifully with dirt, hay, and eye rolls from your horse
Wear it riding.
Wear it to the barn.
Wear it proudly.
Because you’re not just a horse owner…
You’re on staff.
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
19.00 |
20.00 |
21.50 |
23.00 |
24.50 |
26.50 |
28.50 |
| Length, in |
25.00 |
25.50 |
26.00 |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
29.50 |
30.00 |
| Sleeve Length, in |
14.00 |
14.50 |
15.00 |
15.75 |
16.50 |
17.25 |
18.00 |
18.75 |
A lightweight, performance-focused tee made for movement and long days under the sun. This feminine-cut top feels barely there—breathable, quick-dry polyester that breathes with you while keeping shape through repeated wear. The clean, smooth surface takes vibrant DTF prints beautifully, while double-stitched hems and a tear-away label keep comfort and durability at the forefront. Wear it alone for training runs, layered for weekend hikes, or pick it up for team events where staying cool matters most.
Product features
- 100% moisture-wicking polyester for fast drying and lightweight comfort
- Extra light fabric (3.8 oz/yd²) for breathable, barely-there wear
- Feminine fit with tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- Durable double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting wear
- High-quality DTF print compatibility for crisp, vibrant designs
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
