This saddle knows too much and it's not talking! Designed to be seen by people who share the trail with horses so there are less surprises and spooking!
Some secrets are best kept between you, your horse…and your saddle.
This shirt is for the women who:
Have cried in the saddle and kept riding anyway
Have had full therapy sessions at a walk on a loose rein
Have told their horse things they’ll never tell humans
Know that saddle time is soul time
Because that leather seat?
It’s heard your fears.
Your dreams.
Your muttered pep talks.
Your “we are NOT spooking at that mailbox” speeches.
And it has never told a soul.
The “This Saddle Knows Too Much” tee is soft, flattering, and made for trail rides, barn days, and every moment your horse quietly saves you.
Why you’ll love it:
Soft, breathable fabric that’s ride-ready
Lightweight comfort for long days at the barn
Flattering women’s fit that actually moves with you
A meaningful, funny design fellow horsewomen instantly understand
Perfect for trail rides, lessons, or coffee runs still wearing boots
Wear it in the saddle.
Wear it in the barn.
Wear it everywhere.
Because some healing happens between two ears…
and a really good saddle.
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.50 |
20.00 |
21.50 |
23.00 |
24.50 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
32.50 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
33.25 |
34.00 |
34.25 |
35.50 |
36.25 |
37.00 |
37.75 |
38.50 |
Light, breathable, and built for movement — this long sleeve tee settles in like your favorite training layer. The extra-light polyester drapes close to the body without cling, pulling sweat away when you push harder and drying fast after a midday wash. The subtle DTF design sits smooth against the fabric, keeping the look clean and uncomplicated. Wear it for early-morning runs, barn chores, or lazy afternoons on the trail. It feels like a second skin that keeps you cool, mobile, and quietly confident.
Product features
- 100% moisture-wicking polyester for fast drying
- Extra-light fabric (3.8 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- DTF-printed design that lays smoothly on the fabric
- Athletic fit that moves with you
- Tear-away label for irritation-free wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
